I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.
(via bl-ossomed)

(Source: blk-yeezus)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)


the-gallifreyan-detective:

this is my favorite blooper for the whole series and I really wanna know what he said to her that got that reaction.

(Source: stinson)


(Source: elizabitchtaylor)


appleofmypi3213:

Apple had so much fun at the park yesterday! He was going down the slides by himself and was enjoying it. Then we got to the swirly one….and…that scared him a bit lol he was pooped and slept like that for like 2 hours when we got home haha.

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princeofparadise:

I’ve got more wit
A better kiss
Hotter touch
A better fuck
Than any boy you’ll ever meet

25 things i wish i realized while i was still in highschool
  1. That zit on your cheek literally does not matter
  2. Skipping class one time will not ruin your entire life
  3. The boy you’re trying so hard to impress will mean nothing to you in a year
  4. Bring coffee to school and ignore people who make fun of it
  5. Bring a snack, too. Don’t care if people hear you eating in class.
  6. Being popular isn’t and will never be something that seriously defines who you are
  7. Appreciate your teachers
  8. Doing/not doing drugs doesn’t make you cooler than anyone else.
  9. Neither does drinking
  10. Talk to the kid sitting alone; even though it may not change your life it could drastically change theirs
  11. Participate in school events
  12. Wear sweatpants everyday
  13. Or wear a dress everyday
  14. Wear whatever makes you comfortable
  15. Nobody will laugh at you if you sit alone at your lunch table for five minutes
  16. Utilize the library
  17. Don’t wait 20 minutes to text someone back just to seem cool
  18. Tell your friends how much you love them
  19. Cherish your free textbooks… seriously
  20. Help confused freshmen, be nice to them. Remember how much you would have appreciated it a couple years ago
  21. Compliment the other girls in the bathroom
  22. That fight you had with your mom really isn’t that big of a deal
  23. It’s okay to cry
  24. Don’t let your desire for a romantic relationship stop you from forming platonic relationships
  25. Remember that life does go on

(via tomlinbooties)

sparklefap:

my hobbies include listening to the same album on repeat and being a bitter asshole

(Source: sparkyegg)

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

y0itskameron:

kinda want you here to grab my ass and call me baby girl and give me hickies everywhere till i fall asleep


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