whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*


U

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lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

kangarude:

me tellin my kids about u

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fluffyirwins:

ashtonsjeans:

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this girl is in all of us

she’s my spirit animal 

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clestroying:

My friend had a tumblr for every stage of her life

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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